Death Bottle

(Hydration for the End Times)

You ever get so thirsty you could drink the river Styx and still spit fire?
Meet the Death Bottle—your daily reminder that life is short, water is sacred, and you might as well make every sip metal as hell.

This isn’t just a bottle. It’s a talisman.
Branded with the Misfit Mindset skull, wrapped by the Horsemen themselves—carry your doom like a badge of honor, and keep your drink cold enough to chill the bones of your enemies (or hot enough to survive another Monday).

• 22oz double-wall stainless steel: Survives drops, fits in any cupholder, and looks better beat-up anyway.

• Copper vacuum insulation: Ice stays icy, coffee stays lava, soul stays safe (probably).

• Powder-coated finish: Scratch-resistant, fade-proof, apocalypse-ready.

• Spill-resistant steel lid + hand loop: Because death might chase you, but your water won’t.

• Wide mouth: Easy to add ice, pour out the last drop, or fill with whatever gets you through the day (liquid or otherwise).

• Horsemen wraparound art: War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death—watching your back, every step.

Who’s it for?
The outcasts, the gym rats, the wanderers, the survivors. Anyone who drinks like they mean it and laughs in the face of ordinary.
Take it to the grave—or the office, whichever comes first.

Care instructions:
Hand wash only—because true power deserves a little reverence.
No dishwasher. No fear. No regrets.

Death Bottle.
Stay hydrated. Die legendary.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Hand wash only